Complaints

I've been a regular at Dinosaur Pizza for quite some time and have always been excited about your unique and daring pizza offerings. However, I must express my discomfort after trying the "Frog's Legs" pizza. Although I appreciate your innovative approach to pizza, this particular choice led to an unpleasant week-long ordeal on the toilet. The tadpole sauce, while adventurous in theory, proved to be a bit too much for my digestive system. I've relished your pizzas like "Jingle Smells" and "Jet Lag" in the past, but sadly, this experience has left me a bit wary. I'm hoping this was just an unfortunate incident, as I've always enjoyed your creative culinary ventures. Here's to hoping for a less turbulent experience next time!

My name is Janice, and I'm writing to share a rather dizzying experience I had with one of your pizzas. I've been a fan of your wild and quirky creations for a while now, but after trying the "Surprise Surprise" pizza, I've been feeling a bit off-kilter.

Ever since eating it, I've found myself unable to walk in a straight line. While I initially thought it was just a fleeting sensation, it's been a persisting issue, leaving me quite disoriented. I've always applauded your adventurous spirit in pizza-making, but this experience was a bit more than I bargained for.

I hope this feedback helps in fine-tuning the balance of your daring recipes. I've enjoyed many of your pizzas in the past and look forward to safely navigating my way through your menu in the future.

I'm writing about a rather unusual situation that's developed since my last visit to your establishment on Thursday, bottom-burp. On that day, I decided to try your "Jet Lag" pizza, intrigued by its promise of capturing the essence of an airplane meal, bottom-burp. However, since then, I've encountered a rather bizarre side effect, bottom-burp.

Ever since eating the "Jet Lag" pizza, every sentence I utter ends with, "bottom-burp," bottom-burp. It's become quite a challenge in my daily interactions, making every conversation a bit awkward and certainly repetitive, bottom-burp. While I've always been a fan of your adventurous pizza creations, this particular experience has been more perplexing than pleasurable, bottom-burp.

I felt it was important to share this with you, as it has significantly impacted my communication, bottom-burp. I'm hoping this is a temporary effect and that I can soon return to enjoying your pizzas without any linguistic quirks, bottom-burp.