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Our Pizza will go right through you
Our Pizza will go right through you
Welcome to our menu, where culinary adventure awaits at every corner! Dive into our extraordinarily unique pizzas, each a daring journey for your taste buds. Here, we celebrate the wild, the whimsical, and the wonderfully weird in every slice.
Welcome to our menu, where culinary adventure awaits at every corner! Dive into our extraordinarily unique pizzas, each a daring journey for your taste buds. Here, we celebrate the wild, the whimsical, and the wonderfully weird in every slice.
Vegetarian
S £30 / M £40 / L £50 / XL £60
Vegetarian
S £30 / M £40 / L £50 / XL £60
The Gravy Bones Doggy:
Made from real dog biscuits broken down and mixed with real Yorkshire gravy.
The Gravy Bones Doggy:
Made from real dog biscuits broken down and mixed with real Yorkshire gravy.
Spring into Summer:
Red onion, pepper, and mustard blended in a non-brewed condiment.
Spring into Summer:
Red onion, pepper, and mustard blended in a non-brewed condiment.
Thunderstorm:
Made with fresh rainwater mixed with whatever ingredients we have left over from yesterday.
Thunderstorm:
Made with fresh rainwater mixed with whatever ingredients we have left over from yesterday.
Soil:
The finest dirt is collected from the local common, the UK's only soil-based pizza!
Soil:
The finest dirt is collected from the local common, the UK's only soil-based pizza!
The Meaty Big One:
It's all carrot, but you don't read what is in it, you just read the title and say "that sounds nice Dave, let's get that one!"
The Meaty Big One:
It's all carrot, but you don't read what is in it, you just read the title and say "that sounds nice Dave, let's get that one!"
Garden Gnome's Delight:
A mystical mix of shredded tulips and marigold petals.
Garden Gnome's Delight:
A mystical mix of shredded tulips and marigold petals.
Pixie Dust Sprinkle:
Topped with edible glitter and a hint of fairy dust flavor.
Pixie Dust Sprinkle:
Topped with edible glitter and a hint of fairy dust flavor.
Moonlight Sonata:
Mushrooms grown under moonlight, with a hint of glow-in-the-dark radish, some turnip and bellybutton fluff.
Moonlight Sonata:
Mushrooms grown under moonlight, with a hint of glow-in-the-dark radish, some turnip and bellybutton fluff.
Fish
S £32 / M £42 / L £52 / XL £62
Fish
S £32 / M £42 / L £52 / XL £62
The Goldfish:
Don't flush them away, bring your recently deceased goldfish in and we'll make the perfect pizza for you.
The Goldfish:
Don't flush them away, bring your recently deceased goldfish in and we'll make the perfect pizza for you.
Frog's Legs:
Topped with tadpole sauce.
Frog's Legs:
Topped with tadpole sauce.
Sloppy Guppy:
Eyes included.
Sloppy Guppy:
Eyes included.
Egg Surprise:
Duck eggs (includes shells) flavored with sage, carrot, and cabbage.
Egg Surprise:
Duck eggs (includes shells) flavored with sage, carrot, and cabbage.
Frying Nemo:
Clown fish baked in a rich onion and liver sauce.
Frying Nemo:
Clown fish baked in a rich onion and liver sauce.
Shipwreck:
Contains sea sick, fish parts and jellyfish armpit.
Shipwreck:
Contains sea sick, fish parts and jellyfish armpit.
Fish and Chips:
Fish, chips, and mushy peas blended together to form a thick pizza sauce.
Fish and Chips:
Fish, chips, and mushy peas blended together to form a thick pizza sauce.
Ocean's Whisper:
Seaweed and sea salt flakes with a hint of ocean mist.
Ocean's Whisper:
Seaweed and sea salt flakes with a hint of ocean mist.
Mermaid's Choice:
Starfish and sea cucumber slices on a bed of algae-infused dough.
Mermaid's Choice:
Starfish and sea cucumber slices on a bed of algae-infused dough.
Pirate's Booty:
Anchovy coins and goldfish cracker treasures.
Pirate's Booty:
Anchovy coins and goldfish cracker treasures.
Meat
S £33 / M £43 / L £53 / XL £63
Meat
S £33 / M £43 / L £53 / XL £63
Spam and Pineapple:
Erm, Spam, and pineapple, nothing else, not even a base.
Spam and Pineapple:
Erm, Spam, and pineapple, nothing else, not even a base.
The Trotts:
Specifically designed to empty you; spend a good hour on the toilet after consuming this Essex favorite.
The Trotts:
Specifically designed to empty you; spend a good hour on the toilet after consuming this Essex favorite.
Rabbit's Bottom:
Made from roadkill collected in the Norfolk and Suffolk countryside.
Rabbit's Bottom:
Made from roadkill collected in the Norfolk and Suffolk countryside.
House Special:
Only available every week on Saturday between 2pm and 4pm, comes with a free extra long starter.
House Special:
Only available every week on Saturday between 2pm and 4pm, comes with a free extra long starter.
Just Bones:
Made from animal bones.
Just Bones:
Made from animal bones.
The Pat Butcher:
To be Frank, this pizza is lovely.
The Pat Butcher:
To be Frank, this pizza is lovely.
Dinosaur Delight:
A prehistoric mix of meats that might include woolly mammoth (just kidding, it's horse!).
Dinosaur Delight:
A prehistoric mix of meats that might include woolly mammoth (just kidding, it's horse!).
Alien Invasion:
A mix of exotic meats that are out of this world.
Alien Invasion:
A mix of exotic meats that are out of this world.
Safari Feast:
A wild mix of meats that echo the sounds of the savannah.
Safari Feast:
A wild mix of meats that echo the sounds of the savannah.
Popular
S £40 / M £50 / L £60 / XL £70
Popular
S £40 / M £50 / L £60 / XL £70
Mayo, Ketchup and Rice:
Popular with lazy students.
Mayo, Ketchup and Rice:
Popular with lazy students.
Silent But Violent:
Brussel sprouts and baked beans blended in a rich cabbage sauce (for the ultimate trump sensation).
Silent But Violent:
Brussel sprouts and baked beans blended in a rich cabbage sauce (for the ultimate trump sensation).
The Crazy Cat Lady:
Contains malted cat fur and perfume mixed with cat nip and fish cake sauce.
The Crazy Cat Lady:
Contains malted cat fur and perfume mixed with cat nip and fish cake sauce.
Unicorn Dream:
A rainbow of vegetables topped with sparkly cream cheese.
Unicorn Dream:
A rainbow of vegetables topped with sparkly cream cheese.
Midnight Snack:
Chocolate chips and marshmallows, perfect for late-night cravings.
Midnight Snack:
Chocolate chips and marshmallows, perfect for late-night cravings.
Pickle Parade:
A plethora of pickled vegetables, from gherkins to onions.
Pickle Parade:
A plethora of pickled vegetables, from gherkins to onions.
Exotic
S £39 / M £49 / L £59 / XL £69
Exotic
S £39 / M £49 / L £59 / XL £69
Lunar Landing:
A cheese pizza with moon-dust pepper and space-grown tomatoes.
Lunar Landing:
A cheese pizza with moon-dust pepper and space-grown tomatoes.
Viking Voyage:
Smoked salmon and pickled herring with a shot of mead.
Viking Voyage:
Smoked salmon and pickled herring with a shot of mead.
Goblin's Grub:
Brussels sprouts and green jelly beans with a tangy toadstool sauce.
Goblin's Grub:
Brussels sprouts and green jelly beans with a tangy toadstool sauce.
Dragon's Breath:
Spicy chili peppers and hot sauce, guaranteed to set your mouth on fire.
Dragon's Breath:
Spicy chili peppers and hot sauce, guaranteed to set your mouth on fire.
Witch's Knickers:
A magical mix of mysterious ingredients, topped with a potion glaze.
Witch's Knickers:
A magical mix of mysterious ingredients, topped with a potion glaze.
Seasonal
S £35 / M £45 / L £55 / XL £65
Seasonal
S £35 / M £45 / L £55 / XL £65
Jingle Smells:
All the scents of Christmas, it's crackers!
Jingle Smells:
All the scents of Christmas, it's crackers!
Jet Lag:
The authentic taste of an aeroplane meal in a pizza.
Jet Lag:
The authentic taste of an aeroplane meal in a pizza.
The Beach:
Roasted crab topped with sand and seaweed.
The Beach:
Roasted crab topped with sand and seaweed.
Surprise Surprise:
Our Master Pizza Maker is blindfolded during production, so you might get anything.
Surprise Surprise:
Our Master Pizza Maker is blindfolded during production, so you might get anything.
Autumn Whisper:
Pumpkin puree and candied pecans with a sprinkle of cinnamon.
Autumn Whisper:
Pumpkin puree and candied pecans with a sprinkle of cinnamon.
Winter Frost:
Iceberg lettuce and frozen blueberries topped with a drizzle of cool mint sauce.
Winter Frost:
Iceberg lettuce and frozen blueberries topped with a drizzle of cool mint sauce.
Flasher's Jacket:
Fresh peas, edible flowers, meat, two veg, and a hint of lemon zest.
Flasher's Jacket:
Fresh peas, edible flowers, meat, two veg, and a hint of lemon zest.
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